June 8th, 2008

Crudely Prudish

I am well aware that Malaysian media content is "adjusted" to skirt around the sensitivities of the numerous prudes within the nation.

I understand that the sight of cleavage may well cause aforementioned prudes to get aroused and fuck their own grand daughters.

Thusly for the sake of the poor grand daughters I don't mind not seeing boobs in my newspapers. Heck, if I really wanted to see some cleavage I'll just google Victoria's Secret. Yum.


BUT..!


Once in a motherfucking while it just goes too far...


Indecent?


"Whoo I'm sexy yo!"

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS SEXY ABOUT A FUCKING CRASH TEST DUMMY?!

THEY. ARE. COLD. HARD. PLASTIC. BOOBIES.


Some dumbass prudes really have to get a grip.

What's next? Is he going to look at a car refueling gas and realise that the gas pump and car gas slot are analogous to a penis and a vagina?

Oh no! He's going to save on petrol costs by using a "special fuel additive"!! But at least that will spare his grand daughters...