May 10th, 2008

Ironed Man

Damn I should be Tony Stark.

Weapons genius, business man, superhero and playa.



Note the weapons part. Damn I love weapons!!!

If I could raise a business selling instruments of death I'd be happier than a paedophile in a kindergarten. Like, seriously.

The first product off my production lines would of course be a real-world version of the MA5C (the famous assault rifle from the Halo series). I know for damn sure I already have a huge market - any X-Box totting pimply fan of the game would drool at the thought of owning a real life version of Master Chief's gun.



..although I have his very vivid image of Bern picking one up and going on a shooting rampage..

Ok back to the original topic lol. Ironed Man is seriously a cool movie, go and watch it.

 

If you're not so into explosions, visual effects, and dramatic fight scenes then at least watch it for Stark's absolute cockiness (only at the start of the movie... he gets a bit more pussified later on):

Christine Everheart: Rehearse that much?
Tony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.
Christine Everheart: I can see that.
Tony Stark: I'll like to show you firsthand.

Christine Everheart: Have you ever lost an hour of sleep your whole life?
Tony Stark: I'd be prepared to lose a few with you.